Many moons ago I had a thing with a man who knew a lot about sex. He thought about it a lot, he watched it a lot, he quite possible wrote about it a lot, and he also liked doing a lot but not with somebody he really loved. Or so the stories went. During the time I knew him, I learned a lot. Being a writer, I prefer to learn about the words, not the actual deeds so don’t worry: no women were physically harmed in the making of this blog.

The donkey punch – now a Wikipedia entry – is the rather obscure practice of smacking one’s partner over the head with something heavy, whilst penetrating said partner, to, shall we say, tighten the experience. Yes. Well. They did say the Internet would bring us knowledge. Like I said, it is an obscure practice, so imagine my surprise when I spotted the announcement for Donkey Punch, the movie.  The tagline is: “Things go drastically wrong for a group of British holidaymakers in Spain”. I’ve never even watched the trailer.

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